Spent the night in a hotel with a woman once who had a really noisy fanny. I'm well hung so she was really letting rip with fanny farts and found it hilarious how much noise I was making her do. We had a good session in the morning too before breakfast and she was just as noisy, then went for breakfast. On returning to the room we had another noisy session, then I went to the ensuite bathroom for a good crap before we checked out. I did what I had to do, usual amount of noise a bloke makes, but she found it disgusting that I'd done that?